Thursday, March 7, 2013

These are the Moments... With Simon McKenna from NEONCITY

Name: Simon McKenna

Band: NEONCITY

Based: Australia

Genre: Rock

Image sent by NEONCITY

Can you tell us your name and what instrument you play?

Simon McKenna. I play electric and acoustic lead guitars during gigs and recording. I also experiment with keyboards and electric drums when creating new music.
 

Where do you get your ideas for songs?

Lots of different things drive the inspiration for our music. It can be an idea the band has talked about; one of our personal experiences; something that we hear about on the news, care about and so want to share our thoughts through our music. From there, it’s just about just sitting in my home studio trying out a new riff or melody on one of my many guitars or the keyboards until I’ve got enough down to get the rest of the guys helping to develop the track.
 

What do you do when you lack inspiration?

Have a break, if something's not working it's best to go out and do something else. But most of the time the inspiration just comes randomly and the creative juices ramp up. There’s plenty of inspiration around to write songs, just listening to what’s going on in other people’s lives is enough for me.

When did you decide you wanted to be a musician for a living?

When I was lucky enough to stumble across an ancient classical guitar in my mother’s cupboard. I started guitar lessons soon after and just knew straight away this is what I wanted to do for the rest of my life. I really got super serious after my dad drove me and a couple of mates six hours to see Joe Satriani live at the Enmore Theatre in Sydney. My sister came with us and had some contacts, so we got to go backstage after the gig, meet Joe and get an autograph. Very cool! I left the old man sitting in the car park the whole time but I’ve got him convinced. It’s all been worth it! 

What was your first performance as a group like?

It was great! We were surrounded by friends and family. Everyone worked really hard to get the songs to the point where we knew we had something to share.

What drives you forward when you have tough times on the road?

To live the dream you have to imagine what the end result will feel like. It’s not as tough then because we have a great following supporting us and waiting for us at our next gig. You just can’t beat the experience of playing live in front of your fans who are really into your music.


Image sent by NEONCITY

We love your sound, what singer/musicians inspire you?

The current ones are 30 Seconds to Mars and bands like Anberlin and The Script. As my guitar playing got better growing up, I really enjoyed experiencing and learning new sounds and styles mainly influenced at various stages by Joe Satriani, Stevie Vai, Dream Theater and Andy McKee.

Do you have any plans to come over to the U.S.?


Definitely! We’ve already got some fans who follow us from Texas, so we owe it to them to get to the US and play. We’ve also developed a great supporter base in Canada, so hopefully it will be a long tour when we do. We just have to find a stopover where we can play between Houston and Toronto!

What derails you from performing and what helps you get back in the game?

Stressing about paying the bills! It would be a lot easier if money really did grow on trees. You just have to keep remembering to keep on track and be patient.

Is there anyone who’s career you’d like to emulate?

30 Seconds to Mars would be the big one. I Love their music and Jared Leto is such a cool accomplished dude. His drive and professionalism to his craft makes him and his band a really good role model.

Who supports you the most?

Our friends and family are our biggest supporters. They are always there at our gigs.

What song/album this year do you wish you had written?

The Script, Six Degrees of Separation. Love that song.

What is all of your most awkward moment on stage?

It’s actually the moments before you begin playing; will this crowd like us? What if a string breaks? What if our keyboard player starts running around amongst the audience playing his wireless keys and gets lost? It's Just nervous energy. Once you hit the first note, it’s all gone. There will be days when something during a performance becomes a bit awkward, but luckily enough we haven’t had too many dramas yet.

What is your ultimate goal?

To have enough loyal fans that allows us the opportunity to continually develop our music over many albums, and can therefore have a long career performing for our fans and enjoy living the dream.

What truly makes you happy as a band?

Performing live onstage with our brothers! Nothing else makes us happier.

What job would you have if you weren’t a performer?

Probably a sound engineering. That's something that also interests me and it would still be in the music industry.

Is there anything you want to tell the American audience about yourself?

We cannot wait to get to the US! People tell us our sound is very American and could be really popular.

Do you have an album or EP that we should look out for?

Our debut album is due for release in early May 2013. People who have heard our self titled EP released in 2011 and now the first two singles from our album, The Moments & Forever (radio edit) are giving us really positive feedback and reviews on our development. Given our fans reaction to the singles we hope they really enjoy the range of songs we have tried to include in the album – soft, hard, fast, slow. It's just the way we like our rock music.


Want to follow their career?
Their EP and two singles are available on iTunes!

Check out their Official Site
Like their Facebook
Follow their Twitter


Monday, March 4, 2013

An Interview with Trouvere

Name: Trouvere

Band Members: Greg Lafollette & Shell Snyder

Based: Nashville, TN

Genre: Pop

Image from Twitter.com/trouveretheband


Trouvere, a pop band with catchy chorus' you'll be sure to sing in your shower and all around town, dropped their EP, "La La Love," last month. Some favorites of ours include "I Wanna Let You In" and "La La Love" which are so intoxicating and refreshing for the pop industry. It's no doubt we'll be hearing them on the soundtrack for upcoming seasons of television shows like "Girls" or all over the XM top 100. We're proud to introduce them to you. We like discovering bands that we know are going to be huge one day.

Check out the interview we did with them below.

How did you start the band?

I worked on a record with Shell's previous band, Sinclair, as an engineer.  I'd worked with a lot of artists at that point, but I knew there was something special about her that made her stand out.  At that point, in the back of my head, I made a mental note to work with her in the future. A few years later, we started writing, not necessarily with the intent of starting a band, but it kind of ended up there. We have been friends for a long time, and are actually neighbors, but last year was the first time we worked together creatively.

Where did your name come from?

Greg and I had been talking about names, and I had heard about trouveres in a music appreciation class I was taking, so I just mentioned it to Greg and we both liked it. It was actually the first name we agreed on. Trouveres are really similar to Troubadours, but it's like a new twist on an common word. We had decided that we wanted to mostly write songs about love, and the poems and songs that trouveres wrote were about courtly love, so the name seemed to be very appropriate. It just fit with where we were at and where we were headed. 


Image from Trouveretheband.com


Where is your band based out of?

We're based out of Nashville, TN.  Originally, Shell is from Columbus, OH and I'm from Kansas City, KS. 
Who is your dream collaboration with?

Greg: Jackson Browne
Shell: Joy Williams or Katy Perry

What is the most awkward thing that has ever happened on stage? 

Luckily, we've steered clear of most awkward moments on stage thus far. Knock on wood...

Do you have plans to tour anytime soon? 

Yes, in the Spring. 

You have quite an unusual sound. What would you identify your sound as? 

We usually try to pick sounds and parts that are unorthodox, so that we stay interested in what we're doing.  I guess you could call that quirkiness.

Who/what are your influences?

Greg's influences: James Taylor, Jackson Browne, Paul Simon, Waterdeep
Shell's influences:  Coldplay, Leigh Nash, Death Cab For Cutie

Are there any albums or songs you wished you wrote last year?

Adele - 21
Mumford & Sons - Babel
Katy Perry - California Gurls

What do you hope to accomplish by the end of the year?

One word. Grammy. 


Want to follow their career?
Check out the band's Twitter
Don't forget to check out their Official Site

You can buy their EP on iTunes!

Sunday, March 3, 2013

The Art of Asking

If you haven't seen Amanda Palmer: The Art of Asking, it's worth the watch. Palmer, the fiery former lead singer of The Dresden Dolls and now a solo artist, addressed a crowd to introduce the idea of asking the audience to pay for music.

There are a lot of good points made in her talk, including the idea of Kickstarters or audience funded projects. Amanda makes valid points about the artist-audience connection and repeatedly puts forward the importance of the audience-artist relationship, rather than the sales or money made.

She discusses her experiences crowd surfing, including a time she stayed with illegal immigrants. And, while her talk is interesting, one can't help but feel confused by the real idea behind her points.

Is the idea that she wants the audience to get the music for free or that she wants the audience to pay for the music? She keeps honing in the point of asking the audience to pay, yet she never gives us any way of doing so, making for a confusing end to her speech. Most artists that are influencing the idea of free-music are artists that have been around for years and have banked at least 7 figures throughout the course of their career. How could these artists ask the audience to fund their projects? Then again, the artists who are successful shouldn't necessarily be expected to work entirely for free. Just because they are intensely successful doesn't mean they should stop getting paid for the work they do.

On the opposite side of the spectrum, it's difficult for people in this economy to shed money for new albums, no matter how much they love the artist. The idea of sharing makes sense, at least from the consumer's perspective. Most friends bond over a shared love of music and want nothing more than to share music with one another. In all honesty, what is the harm in sharing music? Sometimes music isn't provided in certain areas of the world and it's hard to believe that it's illegal to share music with someone who doesn't have the ability to actually find the music in order to pay for it themselves.

Amanda's speech offered an entertaining and intelligent list of questions for future music executives and artists to answer. Is sharing music really all that bad? What is the value of music sharing?

The art of asking really is quite a complex art.

An Interview with Monterey

Name: Monterey
Band Members: Mike O'Reilly (Guitar/Vocals), Carter Henry (Guitar/Vocals), Chris Beninato (Bass), Matteo 'Potato' Debenedetti (Drums/Percussion), Zack Heller (Keyboard/Piano)
Based: New Brunswick, New Jersey
Genre: Rock



Monterey is an awesome alternative rock band located in New Jersey. There's no doubt in our minds they'll be headlining a tour of their own or participating in "Warped Tour" very soon.

Where do you get your ideas for songs?

Zack: I get my ideas from whatever mood I am in.

MikeI get my song ideas from a riff or a chord progression I get attached to. If it hits my heart in a certain way I go with it to one of the guys. Then, we write the music to the rest of the song. If it gets past the “jam approval,” I will work on lyrics and melodies in my own spare time. 


Carter: Feelings and instincts. There’s always a spark generated by a band member and then we build off of that initial idea and write our own parts to it. Mike or I will write lyrics depending on who's feeling that groove. It's all very natural.

Chris: We all bring ideas to the table, whether it is instrumentals, lyrics, or melodies. As a bass player, I want to raise the emotional level of a song, even if it's in the slightest way. Life is filled with the good and the bad and music that either represents or relates to those times will bring energy to all of us. 

Potato: We usually have one main chord progression or hook that someone writes and shows to the rest of us, and we work from there. Every track’s process is different.


What do you do when you lack inspiration?

Chris: Inspiration is what keeps the wheels in motion for me, but when it's not there, I refer to life and listen to music that will bring out emotions in.

Carter: I never want to force it, so I just wait for the ideas to come out. Sometimes it'll come to me in the library or at work and I run back to the house to record what I hear in my head.

Zack: When I lack inspiration I usually resort to listening to more music. Sometimes I like to listen to something that I’ve never heard before to give me inspiration.

Mike: When I lack inspiration in anything in my life I will stop caring for it and there will be no motivation. Music inspires me. Therefore, this isn’t a problem with music.


Image from Facebook.com/MontereyMusicNJ

When did each of you decide you wanted to be a musician for a living?

Mike: Music has always been my dream ever since I picked up a guitar. However, I decided I wanted to be a musician for a living when things started coming together as a band. We all know we felt the magic and passion within these individuals that make up Monterey. We work hard, we dream big and we all want to take this to the end. 

Chris: Since my early teens, it has always been my dream to be a musician. Not until about 2 years ago did I start believing that I could pursue this as a career. 

Carter: Last year sometime. I always wanted to be a musician but it was within the last year that I made the commitment in my mind. I realized this is what I was born to do and I don't care if people don't discover our songs after I'm dead I just know that I need to get them out.


Image from Facebook.com/MontereyMusicNJ

What was your first performance as a group like?

Potato: It was the most nerve-wracking experience I have ever had.

Carter: Rough! We were playing for a small crowd of all friends at the Stone Pony. I felt like we were playing on a huge stage. I almost threw up before in the bathroom from nerves.

Chris: Thinking back to our first few shows, we really were passionate about playing, just inexperienced. We felt like we were so tight and prepared, and if I watched those performances now, I would probably laugh. 


What drives you forward when you have tough times on the road?

Carter: The Dream. We all have the same dream and want the same things. When we face a challenge on the road we have each other to keep us positive.

Chris: Knowing that not everyday is going to be a great day. Everything in life isn't going to come easy, but hard work and persistence will overcome any obstacle in our way. 

Mike: What drives me forward is the hunger I have to live my dream with great friends and family. I never lose sight of the dream I have in mind. Also, we haven’t reached all of our goals we set as a band. We will meet individual goals as musicians.

Potato: Our desire and passion to be an influence to the people of this crazy world we all live in.


Image from Facebook.com/MontereyMusicNJ

We love your sound, what singer/musicians inspire you?

Potato: There is no better compliment than that one, thank you for that. We have such a crazy mix of influences its hard to name them all.

Mike: Thanks! Singers and musicians that molded my style of playing would have to be Bradley Nowell from Sublime, Kurt Cobain from Nirvana and Blink-182.

Carter: John Lennon, The Doors, Kings of Leon, and The Gaslight Anthem. I also like Soul and Motown. Ever since I was a kid something about these artists hit me and I was drawn in and began wanting to write and play my own songs.

Chris: Kings of Leon, Brand New, Led Zeppelin, RHCP, Gaslight Anthem.

Zack: Little Richard.


Do you have any plans to tour all around the U.S.?
  
Mike: I would love to go out west or down south and play in some beautiful weather. As long as people are into the music and making our time worthwhile, I’ll play anywhere. 

Chris: Eventually we'd like to tour Europe for some time. I would even like to move to the West coast to spread our music, as well. That’s a dream of ours.


What derails you from performing and what helps you get back in the game?

Carter: A few nights of back to back shows can be tiring and the traveling can be draining but there is no better feeling than being on that stage and seeing people come together and move to music you are creating. There is an energy that cannot be described in words.

Chris: A lack of energy from either the crowd or a song. We feed off energy, from people, and from the song. We have become much better at bringing our own energy everywhere we go.

Mike: As a band I would say that we feed off of the crowds energy just as much as they are feeding off of us.

Potato: The only thing that I can say ever derails me from performance is personal stuff from family to school. Music is my release, when I'm behind a drum set surrounded by good musicians music is the only thing on my mind. Like a dog chewing a bone.

 Image from Facebook.com/MontereyMusicNJ

Is there anyone who’s career you’d like to emulate?

Carter: U2 because they are incredibly successful and they do so much with their success that benefits the world. They’ve stuck together and haven't got all wrapped up in drugs or drama. They are from New Brunswick as well and we have been in touch, they are great role models.

Chris: The Gaslight Anthem. They worked for everything they achieved, there were no handouts, they packed their bags and got it done doing what they loved. 

Potato: Johnny Cash. He is one of my biggest idols.

Mike: If I were to pick anyone’s career I would like to emulate it would probably have to be a band like the Gaslight Anthem. You don’t hear anything negative about those guys. They keep it rock n’ roll while keeping it real at the same time and I feel like we resemble that attitude as well. 


Who supports you the most?

Mike: Family, friends and the guys in the band support me the most. They all know what myself and the rest of the guys in the band are trying to accomplish. We aren’t faking this, this is our life.

Potato: My mother. I hope one day she reads this and sees that I wrote this because I never thank her for it.


What song/album this year do you wish you had written?

Potato: Oh man. That is tough. I'm going to have to say either "Beggars" by Thrice or "American Slang" by The Gaslight Anthem

Carter: "Hold On" by the Alabama Shakes. Brilliant song

Mike: Well, I never listen to a song/album and wish, “Ah, I wish I wrote that song/album.” However, I haven’t been able to stop listening to Sharks album “No Gods.” That album has been in my mix throughout the year and I love the style/sound they bring to the table. It has an old school punk sound with catchy choruses and guitar riffs from beginning to end. 


Image from Facebook.com/MontereyMusicNJ

What is all of your most awkward moments on stage?

Zack: One time we brought a random guy on stage to play to tambourine when the crowd was pretty big. He was dancing all over the place and knocked over my output into the speaker, which broke my keyboard.

Chris: Breaking two bass strings over the course of 3 songs, then playing a guitar for the rest of the set. Also playing oobla dee obla da by The Beatles on a Sunday at the Brighton Bar for my Dad and the Bartenders. 


What is your ultimate goal?

Chris: To write and perform music that changes lives. To be the best band of all time. To pursue a career as a musician in Monterey.

Carter: To make music that people connect with and enjoy. Whether it gets them through a sad day or is the soundtrack for a great day, I want to make people feel something. That's what music has done for me.

Zack: To do what I love as a profession, play music.

Mike: My ultimate goal is to reach our fullest potential as a band.

Potato: To change the world in one-way or another.


Image from Facebook.com/MontereyMusicNJ

What truly makes you happy as a band?
Carter: Feedback. People calling in on radio shows and telling us what they like about us or when people tweet our lyrics it is the best feeling in the world to know you made a difference in someone’s day.

Zack: It is great to be able to hang out as brothers after a long weekend or after a show. It is always a satisfying feeling 

Chris: Seeing people have fun at shows and want to come back again. Hearing that this song or that song has effected a person in a certain way.

Mike: The brotherhood that goes into it. The fact that when we all fall into that zone onstage, we are doing it together. 

Potato: Seeing people move and sing while we play music.


What job would you have if you weren’t a performer?

Chris: I would currently be working towards a doctorate in Chiropractic.

Carter: I like cooking so probably a chef.

Mike: Probably some sort of coach or mentor.

Potato: I don't know, probably nothing good, maybe a garbage man or an astronaut. I always wanted to be an astronaut.


Is there anything you want to tell the American audience about yourselves?

Mike: I would like to tell the American audience that we are a group of men that are striving to play because of pure passion. We are only doing this because of the right reasons, to uplift and touch people in a way they can relate to. I want us to bring happiness to people as much as they will bring happiness and joy to myself and the rest of the band. 

Chris: We are 5 level-headed guys that have music in our blood. We play rock n roll and we will bring the energy anywhere we go. 

Carter: We're coming for you.


Do you have an album or EP that we should look out for?

We have an EP and an Album called “Cycles”. You can download both for free here: http://monterey.bandcamp.com/ We are on Spotify too!

If you would like to support Monterey buy the album on iTunes, Amazon, or anywhere else.


WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM:

Check out the band's music on iTunes!

Facebook: Facebook.com/MontereyMusicNJ

Twitter: Twitter.com/MontereyMusic

Thursday, February 28, 2013

An Interview with The Hummingbirds

Name: The Hummingbirds
Band Members: Jay Davies (Vocals/Guitar), Matt Brougham (Rhythm Guitar), Rich Smith (Box/Backing Vocals), Mic Kountis (Lead Guitar), Ryan Lewis (Bass), Graeme Heerden (Keys)
Based: Liverpool, England
Music Genre: Folk



                               Image via The Hummingbirds' website.

With their folksy, genuine sound, it's surprising The Hummingbirds aren't already dominating the airwaves. They have a Beatles inspired sound, which is refreshing for this hop-hop and pop crazed generation. Jay, the vocalist and guitarist for the band, interviewed with us! Check out his witty, honest responses below! You certainly won't just be listening to their songs on repeat, but you will want all of them to be your best friends.  

Where do you get your ideas for song?
Song ideas can literally come from anywhere, but the songs we enjoy playing most are ones that we have made personal to ourselves and situations we have been in etc. Usually our songs will tend to be about relationships, whether any names are mentioned or not, we all know who it is we are singing about!  

What do you do when you lack inspiration?
When we lack inspiration we simply put a song on hold. We never try to write when it doesn’t come naturally. We have done it in the past but you find that the next day you all hate what has been written. Our song 'Emma' was a song that was on hold for more than a month. We simply could not come up with a melody after setting our heart on the whistle intro. After a month and many other efforts the whole song came plastering out of us within the space of twenty minutes.

When did each of you decide you wanted to be a musician for a living?
This never came until things started happening with the band. We wont feed you any American Idol  sob story shit, saying we’ve wanted it since we were babies. We just seen how people reacted when we were put in front of them and that was it! I suppose it's seeing the pleasure you can give other people. The buzz off that is just unreal. 

What was your first performance as a group like?
Our first performance as a group was one that we rehearsed for the night before in Mic’s bedroom. The band decided we would be able to wing the performance and that we did. We played in the basement of a Liverpool club called “Heebie Jeebies." We played there for a while afterwards while we got ourselves tight and together.

Note: The band played without a bassist for a good amount of months because they didn't think they needed one. After recording a few tracks, they realized they did in fact need a bassist.




What drives you forward when you have tough times on the road?
There are always tough times on the road, you just have to keep all the good times in your head and realize why you are on the road to begin with. The toughest time we had lately was the heaters going in the van, this meant the front window kept steaming up so we had to drive all the way home from London with every window open in the van. We were all shaking and hugging each other, I [Jay] actually ended up in hospital a few days later with pleurisy. It was totally worth it though, as we sold out 2 London shows!

We love your sound, what singer/musicians inspire you?
Thanks very much! Glad you like it. Our main inspiration being from Liverpool has got to be The Beatles, we literally live and breath their tunes, as I'm writing this 'no reply' is currently playing in the background. John Lennon is my favourite vocalist and sometimes I feel that may come across in some of our own stuff. Take a listen and see what you think. 

Do you have any plans to come over to the U.S.?
We have every intention of hitting the US this Summer. However we will need a lot of cash just to literally put our guitars onto whatever form of transport that escorts us there, but yeah let's get there ASAP! 

What derails you from performing and what helps you get back in the game?
The only thing that derails us from performing is literally not wanting to saturate places with our music. The music business is a very strange thing, if you play too much people get fed up, if you don’t play enough people get fed up. You can’t actually win so we just try and find the right balance. However I do believe we need to gig more. Not to constantly blame cash but we can't drive all the way to London without filling the tank with juice, If a venue isn’t paying you then unfortunately sometimes you just have to sit at home and do something else productive. (Harsh Reality)


Image via The Hummingbirds' website.

Is there anyone who’s career you’d like to emulate?
The Beatles (will never happen again but we can only dream) 

Who supports you the most?
At the moment our city support us (fans, venues, football clubs etc) not so much radio stations however, as once again the music business is very tricky and stations such as radio city (Liverpool's most popular) will not play you unless you literally crawl into bed with them the night before. Unfortunately we are stuck in reality where X Factor artists rule the air waves. With that being the case, the airwaves seem pretty pathetic. Not all, but a huge majority mean sad times for the entire industry. Hopefully it may turn back around with some of the amazing talent breaking through. Jake Bugg & Mumford and Sons have a huge influence on what happens radio wise over the next couple of years. Lets hope we can help to.

What song/album this year do you wish you had written?
Album- Jake Bugg
Song - Two Fingers

What is your ultimate goal?
'Ambition. To be rich' John W Lennon

What truly makes you happy as a band?
When we play live and the sound comes back through the monitors just like the record.  This is when we are at our happiest. The sound tech is just as important as our own performance.

Image via The Hummingbirds' website.

What job would you have if you weren’t a performer?
Football (Soccer) players, I believe they are very rich too.

Is there anything you want to tell the American audience about yourselves?
Yeah, Get yourselves ready for us, once we arrive we don't intend on coming home!

Do you have an album or EP that we should look out for?
We currently have 3 EP's out which are all available to buy on ITunes or simply listen to online via our website. We personally would recommend you take a listen to our 'Break Your Heart' EP however another favorite is 'Talking of Tomorrow'!

Check out the band's website here:
http://wearethehummingbirds.com

Listen to their album here!
https://soundcloud.com/wearethehummingbirds

When you love it (which we know you will), you can buy their EP's on iTunes!

Sunday, February 24, 2013

LISTEN: C'mon Let Me Ride

Awkward Moments With... YOUR MOM.


Last weekend, I visited my parents in New Jersey. As my mother was driving me back to the train station, I turned on the radio, just out of curiosity, to listen to the Top 40.

"Good Time" by Owl City ft. Carly Ray Jepson played, and everything was fine, until...

"C'mon Let Me Ride" by Skylar Grey ft. Eminem came on the radio. I wasn't even paying attention at first. In fact, I was in the middle of a conversation with my mother when a slightly ironic/disturbing song came on the radio.

I'm a huge fan of the original Queen song, "Bicycle Race," which they sample in the song.

Here's some of the lyrics from the song.

If you got a sweet tooth,

You can taste my watermelons

If the swing set bores you

I can show you all my talents

I can wear a tail, 
like all the bitches can't

You can have all this, boy!

And there's only one thing that I want from you



Come on, let me ride your bicycle

It's so fantastical, on your bicycle

We can get a little more physical

Baby, after all, it's only natural

I feel it comin', comin', comin'

I feel it runnin', runnin', runnin'

Come on, let me ride your bicycle

It's so fantastical, I'm your bicycle


Side note: I will guarantee this song is NOT about a bicycle, but that is what I told my mother.

I was so shocked by what I'd just heard, I actually typed "bysicle" into Google. If that's not shock or distraction, I don't know what is.

What made it the worst case scenario? My mother was in the car with me. Her mouth was open. She was shocked. I was shocked. She was even more shocked. I was shocked this was happening with her.

What is my biggest problem with the song? IT'S SO DAMN CATCHY. And I DO NOT want to catch myself singing along. I can't be caught doing that. People will think I'm perverted or a porn star. Or both.

Have you guys seen the video? You're welcome.

http://youtu.be/QhxPBrxxaqc

I'm sorry, but are they trying to compete with "Candy Shop?" Does anyone remember that? I may or may not sing along to that song when I am under the influence (of alcohol, get your minds out of the gutter people).